It’s called Alpha. Stop calling it fish.
- Pre- Calculus Teacher (via mathprofessorquotes)

Me on my wedding day: you still like me right
消失在茫茫人海 留我一个人徘徊

You disappeared in a sea of people, leaving me to wander alone. 

(Source: yeollovemebaek, via xiai)

Anonymous: You're a little obsessed with yourself, aren't you?


well no one else is gonna do it

A good way to remember this proof: it’s just the matrix Phi times the vector c. Phi c! Feces! Yeah, just remember feces!
- Differential equations professor (via mathprofessorquotes)


true life: people like my hair more than they like me

(via perks-of-being-chinese)


Someone take a few shots with me, walk outside with me, no talking, light a cigarette with me, and just sit on the drive way with me..

I’m jealous of the stars because they see you more than I can.
- (via jennayliu)

(Source: sortofsad, via christinetofu)

My problem is that I fall in love with words, rather than actions. I fall in love with ideas and thoughts, instead of reality. And it will be the death of me.
- Unknown (via asdfghjkllove)

(Source: roadtothesacred, via sleepybunny)

Drink too much coffee, wear lipstick that’s too dark, and never settle for a life you don’t want.

(Source: cafai, via bitchfacedgirl)


From the moment I saw you, I knew I was gonna spend the rest of my life avoiding you.

(via perks-of-being-chinese)